Tuesday, December 12, 2006

I had trouble getting started from a shell
Our work production has come to resemble a turtle and the hare scenario, whereby we kick ass and complete a good portion of work in the morning, and then look at the Inter-Web all day, only to realize, with ten minutes to go, that we did not do enough work that day. As per the general sentiment around these parts, however, nobody really seems to give a fuck, and that’s nice. Because if they did, we suspect a greater part of the workforce would be fired tomorrow.

Today we have unearthed a particularly brine-bestowing piece of sediment which manifests as Albany crit, and we are all over that. Check out the Parenthetical Girls' website, which features Albany architecture reviews and audience member critique (we were at this show, and we can assure you: Johnny Neon, the video camera wielding, spiked-hair entrepreneur, was an audience member like no other. Several times throughout the night we heard audience members say, get that guy away from me). When you’re done with that, The Unicorn’s Tear gives Albany a two thumbs down, which makes us laugh and laugh. Can you imagine hurtling forth in your over loaded van, packed down with gear, only to arrive at ye old capital, to find the human detritus of New Scotland Avenue asking you for change. It seems pretty bad, and we can attest that it actually is. One of the blogspot’s favorite possessions is a T-shirt which contains the message, Albany is Eggcellent. And thus we reveal to you, further perceptions of its Eggcellence.

1 comment:

my morning commute said...

i think i can honestly say how pissed i am at my job right now. i want to view the, "parenthetical girl's" website, which has apparent albany architecture reviews and audience member critique but i cannot. it's blocked. is there something mildly pornographic on this site? what FLAG is raised that blocks it i wonder. and wonder and wonder...